Me and my vibrator have something special that I think no one will ever understand. I took her out of her packaging and she looked at me with tear-filled eyes and said “what took you so long?”I said “I’m sorry I neglected you baby, you know I’ve been busy”And she said “just take me. Take me right here, right now”And I went “say less” and the rest is a sexy blur Post Comment Receive notifications Add a comment...