If your spouse could no longer take care of themselves, would you shave their moustache for them?

I had a girlfriend who had a moustache. I always knew when she was cheating on me because then she shaved it.

I think if you said "No" you'd be a terrible spouse. Consider if the roles were reversed?

Well, I shave his head, so a moustache wouldn't be that hard!

i'd shear 'em like a sheep from head to toe

Wax, yes.