If you hear someone say “I was today years old” instead of "I just found out", tap them firmly in the forehead with a wooden spoon until they stop

@JimboSaturn Arsehats. That’s who.

@Morvoren Total degradation of the English language, I don't really understand the expression.

@JimboSaturn it’s very common on TikTok.

@InterdimensionalSideEye Idiotic .

@JimboSaturn like if they say die or killed, than they say unalived. But that is because of the language restrictions. Not sure how I Was today years old started.

@InterdimensionalSideEye Sounds like Newspeak from 1984 lol

@JimboSaturn the vernacular changes all the time so what can we do?

@InterdimensionalSideEye But this expression doesn't even make sense. A good expression clarifies a thought, these expressions make the idea more confusing and ambiguous.

@JimboSaturn I don’t disagree but it is what it is.