apparently the worst part about murdering a roommate is the cleaning up after..

@OogieBoogie especially if you do it in the kitchen and they have to stagger back out to the carpet.

@atlantic59 some people just have no manners🙄

@OogieBoogie i can clearly hear my frustrated self saying: 'Buddy, that was a clean shot through the head, what? Am not good enough? What's with all the blood in the living room?

@OogieBoogie compared to 'old school' respectable me who would just ask for a small bucket while exchanging pleasantries about the weather

@OogieBoogie I like the proper way you think...Do you want to run a couple of high-rise low dives?
Where the rents are affordable
and the guests are deplorable

and I know all the maids by name
and we all relate cause we're the same