Anyone never married before? Never had children?
I was really hoping I'd find someone to settle down with in life...
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36-40, F
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GuyWithOpinions · 31-35, M
Well hey its your lucky day! Lets get married! You might remeber me from the news! I was that guy on water tower with the chainsaw and ski mask waving my penis at traffic. You can see from the zoom on the helicopter camera that i dont have stds and i have good balance on alot of drugs. I dont have a mini van but i know 6 kids can fit in the trunk of a honda civic. When are you free? Would you like to meet for a coffee enema?
