What is the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?

Eat shit then shit it out back

Go back to sleep.

Lay in bed wishing I didn't have to get up. Look at phone realize I really need to get up. Rush around getting ready tell my self that I'm going to get up earlier the next morning. Repeat the same process the next morning.

I usually kiss and nibble on a beautiful person's face. 😊

Read news paper or check my email if there is any important thing pending.

flail my arms about trying to find my phone so i can check the time

Grab my phone to see what time it is or to turn off the alarm.

Give myself a prep talk so I can get to work. 😁

urinate.. then sometimes defecate. :P

Debate throwing my phone across the room.

Go back to sleep or check my phone

Let the dog outside to pee

Direct my body toward the kitchen.

Let the dogs out, get coffee.

Turn off my alarm

Gasp for breath.....

open my eyes.. or try to 😄

drink a glass of milk

Go to the bathroom.

Check the time

Take a shower

Sad life

Stretch

smoke weed

Tea.

Pee.