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Why is this place like a brothel?

Ilena · 2023-01-02T05:55:01-05:00

Life - Why is this place like a brothel? (271 replies).

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SledgeHammer · 46-50, M

Yea we're gonna have to take you off the front desk....

Alot of people getting lost in here because you keep pairing people off and handing out room keys that dont exist here in SW....

Um.....
Security....?

Yea this one *points at @Ilena*
Show her out please..

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atlantic59 · 61-69, M

@SledgeHammer Please don't make her go? She can stay in my room

atlantic59 · 61-69, M

I think you are running a fine place here. Did you model it after the Chelsea Hotel?😋

SledgeHammer · 46-50, M

@atlantic59 oh did she give you a key too?
Lol

atlantic59 · 61-69, M

@SledgeHammer She talked wise and looked sexy. The doors just seemed to open up naturally for her...she didn't seem to need keys

SledgeHammer · 46-50, M

@atlantic59 Well thank you , we try to accommodate all our guests,and feel free to fill out a comment card at the front desk... do not accept any keys please...

Have a pleasant stay

Free coffee and beagles in the community room

SledgeHammer · 46-50, M

@atlantic59 yes she is one of our most requested employees. She is supposed to be on vacation... Do not look directly into her eyes

atlantic59 · 61-69, M

@SledgeHammer Front Desk Rules!!!!!!

atlantic59 · 61-69, M

@SledgeHammer Those Kristie Alley Eyes

atlantic59 · 61-69, M

@SledgeHammer You have free Beagles. We are looking for a mate for the Yorkie?

SledgeHammer · 46-50, M

Security...! Yea here's another one.. *points at @atlantic59 * yea..him too with the Kristy Alley eyes..
Outside!

atlantic59 · 61-69, M

@SledgeHammer Your bouncers are ruthless and non understanding of the human dynamic. Wait til the 'Better Business Bureau' gets a hold of you...

SledgeHammer · 46-50, M

@atlantic59 ha... these guys...
We work for them...

Ilena · 31-35, F

@SledgeHammer Guards *snaps my finger* please remove him from my sight.

SledgeHammer · 46-50, M

@Ilena *knocks off your glasses*
Can you see him now?

atlantic59 · 61-69, M

@Ilena I knew. I knew She was good!

Ilena · 31-35, F

@SledgeHammer *Kicks you down to the floor* don't touch me.

Ilena · 31-35, F

@atlantic59 goods so overrated these days.

atlantic59 · 61-69, M

@SledgeHammer OMG.....it's happening in real time. Hold on, let me get a drink...

SledgeHammer · 46-50, M

@Ilena please remove your foot from my ass!

atlantic59 · 61-69, M

Don't Hurt Her. I have a taxi waiting...

Ilena · 31-35, F

@SledgeHammer aha....I see you want to try the new trident *points it at you* you lost. Peasant. Now calm the hell down.

Ilena · 31-35, F

@atlantic59 too kind.

atlantic59 · 61-69, M

@SledgeHammer neat how she does that eh? with that patented pointed shoe

SledgeHammer · 46-50, M

@Ilena

SledgeHammer · 46-50, M

@atlantic59 she's not wearing shoes!

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