My car battery died

@helenS Grazie! Grazie!
Your family has a designated battery changer? Wow! High class! But you know what? Seeing that I needed a Phillips head screwdriver almost threw me entirely off my game! I was questioning if I ever knew how to change a battery.

@KingsRansom They all know that I have a small workshop in my basement, with all the necessary tools. I used to be able to repair basic car electrics, but most modern cars are so f*ckin' complicated. It took me several hours to exchange the front lights of a family member's car. You need special tools.

@helenS And you are just assuming I don't have specials tools?? No, I don't. Heh. I am confident that I can figure most any of the basic stuff on my own... but each time, results in me rummaging through boxes for any tools I have.