Oh, MiniVanMandy.. I don’t envy you. Competitive moms are.. not my scene.

I’ve tried to hang out with these moms 3 times now. It’s always a contest. If they’re clucking about how Tina is in bazillion extracurricular whatevers, then they’re humble bragging about their name brand whatever score as an excuse to insert how much they spent into the conversation.
Ah, that good ol’ suburban condescension as the MiniVanMandies finally turn to me,
——“And is Sam in any activities?” 🤨