When will I get to bang a hot guy in my life? I only get the ones that look like a failed science experiment😫

I once met really bad looking man. He looked like Frankenstein. I was kinda scared and it was dark.

But then he turned out to be so sweet and caring as we spoke He gave me an apple while we waited for the train. And because there were guys in there late at night, I think he intentionally stayed in the train pass his destination to watch out for me until I left.

Tread carefully! Beaker from the muppets is my hero.

What sort of guy are you looking for? Levels of attraction are pretty subjective.

Hot guys bang hot looking women. The rest of us just make do with what we can find.

Uh.. but you bang the mutated dudes anyway?

I guess when you can somehow prove to them that youre worth the bang.

If you have swagger, confidence, and can move your hips real good I guess a "hot" guy might consider.

It's also important to smell good and have a very impeccable hygiene sorta speak.

Sounds like nobody's good enough for you looks is only skin deep

Meet him in a hot tub. Then he is sure to be hot!

Youre time will come

😂

If you feel that strongly you might look into an escort service.