I have been delivered!
No longer a sinner. I have seen the light and the rest of you are infidels, or better yet, sinfidels as you are all headed to the eternal inferno
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JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
@badminton I will not be with all you filthy heathen!
CestManan · 46-50, F
I am thinking of contacting a televangelist about their free miracle spring water.
i wonder if they can send me like 20 free gallons a week. It would cut down on my water bill at least.
They claim it washes away dept. Just think, I would be able to start borrowing money from the mafia and when I could not pay it back, I could just scare them off with the free miracle spring water. 👍
i wonder if they can send me like 20 free gallons a week. It would cut down on my water bill at least.
They claim it washes away dept. Just think, I would be able to start borrowing money from the mafia and when I could not pay it back, I could just scare them off with the free miracle spring water. 👍
Ozuye502 · 36-40, M
Wow someone is talking a lot of smack wondering what you are planning to earn your 72 virgins.
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Ozuye502 · 36-40, M
@JohnnyNoir ah Valhalla! Hall of the vallant dead?
JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
@Ozuye502 even better
Ozuye502 · 36-40, M
@JohnnyNoir Jewish/Christian heaven?
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JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
@SW-User it was a glory none of you will ever know
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MissPerfect · 22-25, F
Nothing says loving father better than being as absent and unhelpful as possible.
jackieash · 26-30
How much was the postage?
JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
@jackieash it was free
jackieash · 26-30
@JohnnyNoir Might have been to you but someone must have paid the delivery man.
Mysterion619 · 26-30, M
@jackieash hey i don't know if youve read your messages but id like 2 chat with u
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
You say eternal inferno. I say free central heating.😷
Adrift · 61-69, F
How do you know its not a trap?
Them devils are tricky you know.
Them devils are tricky you know.
SW-User
Give it time
Delivered doesn’t last long
Delivered doesn’t last long
Hahah i dont believe that johnny
JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
@TryingtoLava what! You doubt a true believer?
meJess · F
FedEx is pretty reliable
RebelFox · 36-40, F
🔥
JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
@RebelFox get used to the flames, Missy!
checkoutanytime · M
Be free
You hit your head?
JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
@V00doo I was hit with the truth!
@JohnnyNoir 🙏
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iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
Is this satire?
JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
@iamonfire696 of course
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@JohnnyNoir thank goodness