Celebration of life Cac was a good plant. Juss sat there really producing oxygen. As his...

RebelFox · 36-40, F

At least he died looking like a penis 🥺

Valerian · 100+, M

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His penis likeness was the talk of the crowd when he grew.

To memorialize Cac's short, but important life.
You could seek out a Cheap 4"- 5" rubber peni toy, paint it vibrant green and embed a big box of toothpicks in it/

Cac, version 2.017 could withstand the beer and fluid abuse and make a nice personal defense tool as well!

Valerian · 100+, M

Your Inability, to sufficiently feed a captive 🌵 cactus daily sustaining 🌞 sun and weekly 💧 drops of water well enough to for it to survive, is alarming and sad.

Please buy only Dollar Tree synthetic immitations or find a nice rock to care for.

GLITTER · 36-40, F

Cac will now become the compost he grew from, thus completing the circle of life 💚

Pretzel · 61-69, M

now cac can return to the good earth from which it was formed and become so many other things. the moisture returns to the earth - to eventually come to the ocean and be drawn back to the clouds - and to become rain again - and perhaps absorbed by another cac.

it is the circle of life
it is the nature of things

it is both sad and comforting at the same time..

Do Not Weep For Me
Do not weep for me for I have not gone.
I am the wind that shakes the mighty Oak.
I am the gentle rain that falls upon your face.
I am the spring flower that pushes through the dark earth.
I am the chuckling laughter of the mountain stream.

Do not weep for me for I have not gone.
I am the memory that dwells in the heart of those that knew me.