About to get a haircut, got any good conversation starters for me?

Stick to the weather. This is not the time to distract them.

Hey, did you know that giraffes have the same number of cervical vertebra as humans do?

Start with how you want your haircut and just segue bud

If toilets should have air dryers or hand towels

" So...abortion: for or against?"

This one time at band camp...

Long time no see!