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I’ve well surpassed my spinster age, and am comfortably into my thornback era

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Should I text my dad and ask him when I can use my dowry on myself?
itsok · 31-35, F Pinned Comment
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😩😩😩
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@itsok Your dad is great!!! 😅
itsok · 31-35, F
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Degbeme · 70-79, M
@itsok I snorted. 😂

itsok · 31-35, F
@zerofuks2give I was hoping my dad would offer up a goat and all I got was two measly vegetables 😞
Harriet03 · 41-45, F
How many cat's you got?
itsok · 31-35, F
@Harriet03 oh my gosh that’s so cute
Harriet03 · 41-45, F
@itsok 🙄
itsok · 31-35, F
@Harriet03 I mean… oh my gosh how romantic, I wish them lifelong happiness
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Time to take up knitting. ;)
Pinkstarburst · 51-55, F
@Degbeme I have the perfect pattern!!!!
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Pinkstarburst Is that the one I modelled for? 🤔
Pinkstarburst · 51-55, F
@Degbeme Indeed! 🥴
BarbossasHusband · 36-40, M
I still love you! I'm contractually obliged to for another 14 years, 8 months and 2 days 😘🌈
SW-User
I'm almost certain there are a plethora of eligible men in your DM just dying for you to reply to "hi". Maybe reply to one.
assemblingaknob · 26-30, F
@SW-User Hi
itsok · 31-35, F
@assemblingaknob @SW-User
👀 😏
SW-User
@assemblingaknob You are way too forward lady...
SW-User
I heard dowry $$$, so i appeared. I'll take it all! 😋
But pfft, you're not past any of that age, what you on about lol.
SW-User
@itsok I wll refrain from showing proof of your confession that i'm KoA. 😏 Count your lucky stars 😅
itsok · 31-35, F
@SW-User simmer down there, koa
SW-User
@itsok You said it 💜 Thank you. Now i expect 10% of the dowry 😊
Viper · M
A dowry? 😳
I got a worse idea...

How about I text your dad and ask for his permission to then ask you for your hand in marriage 😜 jk
itsok · 31-35, F
@Viper no thanks I just want the dowry myself
Viper · M
@itsok I said it was a worse idea lol
SW-User
Time to get some cats 🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱
itsok · 31-35, F
@SW-User I’m on it
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Pfuzylogic · M
I do hope you have purple in your wardrobe!
Pfuzylogic · M
@itsok
Your hair color was impeccable!
Tacky fashion is the only way you will truly stand out!
Little children will point you out to their moms and say “Look”! 😌
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Pfuzylogic · M
@itsok oops…the first statement was a recognition. I guess after the word “tacky” it went downhill from there. 😷
lipstickguy · 61-69, M
what age do you consider spinster?
the dowry is for when you marry, you don't marry you don't get it.

got it?

good
itsok · 31-35, F
@lipstickguy ew lol
SW-User
Ur dowry?lol a pretty face like u and no one would demand a dowry
itsok · 31-35, F
@SW-User money given to the new husband of a recently married woman from her father
SW-User
@itsok that's illegal in my country. The husband can be easily arrested on a complaint. It's very severe here since it was prevalent for decades at one point.
Aww, you're the perfect age to be loved.
itsok · 31-35, F
@NerdyPotato by CATS
@itsok no, by me! Although I behave quite similar to a cat, so maybe you do have a point. 🤔
SW-User
WE'RE ALREADY MARRIED THO 😠
itsok · 31-35, F
@SW-User you married me without a dowry? sucker 😏

 
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