Aliens: We have killed your leaders, and are here to take over your government.

Us: Oh, thank God.
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Aliens: HUH?

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Everyman · 41-45, M

One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.