And this is why I sleep alone

Notladylike · 2021-03-08T13:23:15-05:00

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SirDurpsAlot

Don't forget the pillow army
You need to be comfy

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP

In a king size bed? 🤔

Notladylike

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout A queen size! And it's at maximum capacity when I am in it

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP

@Notladylike you could have let me down easier then that 🤨

Notladylike

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout The bed is for sleeping 😴

Classified · M

You're a queen too? 😅

PervertedPrincessOfDeath · 31-35, T

And the fact you fart all night long is just coincidental is it?

Notladylike

@PervertedPrincessOfDeath Doesn't count if no one is there to smell it

PervertedPrincessOfDeath · 31-35, T

@Notladylike their loss

ViciDraco · 41-45, M

Haha. Time to get an extra blanket. Just keep in mind that she will claim it if it is better than hers, so be prepared to keep the lesser of the two for yourself

WanderingSavage · M

Get rid of her sharpish.

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MethDozer · M

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