I was when I still drank. Now I just do stupid stuff when I’m sober.

Yes.

That’s why I don’t drink.

4 years ago I got into some trouble in Long Beach California. I wasn’t in the wrong. I wasn’t arrested. But there was an altercation and I was drinking.

The navy has a zero tolerance policy to alcohol...

So even though I technically I didn’t do anything wrong or illegal because I was drinking it was considered a “alcohol related incident”.

Had to go to classes in inform and attend 3 AA meetings.

After that, one sober night I was by myself online while my friends were out drinking an that’s how you found you jerks faces. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Lol, umm, I'll let you know if I ever get drunk. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Drunks don't realize what they are doing, They think they are being amusing and clever. They are not. I grew up with alcoholism for my first twenty years and it was curses, abuse, thrown and broken stuff, things said that never should have been uttered and never apologized for.

I won't attend any more school reunions since the night one of my former classmates stood up and related the story of an accident I had in the first grade. Sure, he was reeling drunk - and my God, that was over six decades ago! Everybody who heard him roared. I wanted to die then and there.

Does talking about politics with plants count?

I don’t get drunk. Last time I did it wasn’t pretty.

Unfortunately it has happened

You mean like take a cognitive test and then boast about "acing" it?

Gleefully

I don't need to be drunk to do stupid things

i dont do stupid things when Im drunk. I just get silly.