I drink, therefore I am?

It took me three days sober to sweat out the alcohol. Today, feeling clean, I squatted 3 plates (315 lbs). Chicks around me going, "damn, that's impressive".

4hrs later I'm in the bar, dispensing Johnny Walker to the same assholes on the same stools (so to speak).

And, to quote GNFR, "when I'm high, I never want to come down. .."