I have an appointment with a shovel, and some dirt that needs to be moved...

While cats are wonderful and make great pets, it's times like this where a dog comes in handy. My dog loves digging and watching someone shovel is an invite to her.

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I just toss my dead bodies in the dumpster. I'm a big believer in hiding in plain sight.

Keep the body in the deep-freezer a little longer!

Haha, well that's the whole purpose of the site, isn't it?

Yep I take responsibility! At least you are friendly🌷🤗

Get digging.