What is a new law you’d like to create?

Everyone must dance to work. Hail or shine

IMPORTANT QUESTIONS OF MY LIFE:

Are you calling your pet a “juicy Cat” 🐈 and a “bat”?

Or are you saying between the legs is a juicy cat? And someone needs to “bat” it? 🤔

Or are you saying that your juicy cat between your legs is like a bat 🦇😳

"death penalty for parking violations"



Steve Martin ------

Term limits for all public officials

that a penny be added to stupid x.99 prices.

£1 not 99p
50p not 49p

etc. shiz pisses me off to the point i question the possibility i have some form of OCD

You're allowed to throw a book at someone when they say something stupid

Instant bed available to those who want to sleep

2 day (working) week! ✌🍷