Have you ever been stabbed by a fork?

Yes. When I was around 8... I was being a little brat. I was resting my leg under the table... where my gran usually put her foot. She told me to move it and I said no. So she took a fork and stabbed me in the thigh. Sent me to my room. Not knowing what really happened I felt sharp pain and I looked at my thigh... and had 4 little puncture wounds bleeding.

I’ve been mesmerized by pork.

I’ve been grabbed by a dork

.......I was the one doing the stabbing.

nope, just by a pencil

Im happy to say i haven't 😃