I really hate my neighbors. I'm not a violent person by nature, I'm a relaxed dude, as you know, but...

I have been listening to their constant fighting for ten months now. Naturally, I will contact the landlord first, but if that doesn't calm them down at these hours... I'm thinking "Front Towards Enemy". Unfortunately that would both blow up my doors as well... And make me the prime suspect.

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Lostpoet · M

Place a trail of sugar to your neighbors front porch. The ants will appreciate it.

ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M

@Lostpoet I was thinking about buying another cheetah from E-Bay...

Lostpoet · M

@ZonkeyBalls Lol. Check Craig's list, I think Mike Tyson might be selling one of his.

Batman · 41-45, M

M80 right by the bedroom or living room where they are fighting. Now it’s important you burry it so it kicks the dirt up against the window. Light and repeat as necessary.

MrAboo · 36-40, M

Bag of human shit lit on fire at their doorsteps should do it just right

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