Shave your hair off and tattoo your face and scalp with curse words, make yourself look truly terrifying to people, you will never work or have a meaningful relationship in life🤪

Use SW daily lol

Drink John Daniels every morning instead of coffee. 🥃😎

Instead of going to college, you should DEFINITELY start a band with those friends from high school. You guys will be rich and famous in NO time!

Whine all the time and be a victim. Blame all your mistakes on everyone else.

Believe that you are owed simply because you exist.

Take everyone’s advice

Date me. 🙃

Punch everyone you don't like

Smoke a pack of non filter Camels and drink 5th of Jack Daniels through a straw daily ... and get hooked on Heroine...

oh and follow Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez ... she’s AWESOME...
🧠-#brainiac

Dont find a purpose, dont get a job, just sponge off whoever selfishly, never do any favours, just become a drain on society!

Believe everything people tell you and everything you read. Every time someone asks you something, say yes.

For entire winter, whenever you are going outside, always dress like that

If at first you don't succeed, screw it.

Take Vikadin, LSD and cocaine. At the same time

Vote early and vote often

Smoke crack everyday

Don't respect people.

Eat outdated food often

Eat yellow snow!

Show up late for work

Do drugs.