Give me bad life advice?

Shave your hair off and tattoo your face and scalp with curse words, make yourself look truly terrifying to people, you will never work or have a meaningful relationship in life🤪

Use SW daily lol

Drink John Daniels every morning instead of coffee. 🥃😎

Instead of going to college, you should DEFINITELY start a band with those friends from high school. You guys will be rich and famous in NO time!

Take everyone’s advice

Date me. 🙃

Believe that you are owed simply because you exist.

Believe everything people tell you and everything you read. Every time someone asks you something, say yes.

Whine all the time and be a victim. Blame all your mistakes on everyone else.

For entire winter, whenever you are going outside, always dress like that

Vote early and vote often

Listen when they say go play in the street

Show up late for work

Eat outdated food often

Eat yellow snow!

Dont find a purpose, dont get a job, just sponge off whoever selfishly, never do any favours, just become a drain on society!

Smoke crack everyday

Take Vikadin, LSD and cocaine. At the same time

Don't respect people.

Do drugs.

If at first you don't succeed, screw it.

Punch everyone you don't like

Smoke a pack of non filter Camels and drink 5th of Jack Daniels through a straw daily ... and get hooked on Heroine...

oh and follow Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez ... she’s AWESOME...
🧠-#brainiac