How many different uses can you think for a hammer?

@HootyTheNightOwl That's how I have sex, but how about the hammer?

@ZonkeyBalls Yeah, but you have to remove their heads first.

@katielass How many heads does an average female have?

@HootyTheNightOwl You can still hammer down bigger things, such as oil rigs. Not certain, how that would work out, though.

@ZonkeyBalls I'm not safe enough to do anything like that these days... I'm the only person that I know who can fall over her own shadow!!!

@HootyTheNightOwl Oh, there's an app, I think it's called ShadowBlocker, with it, you don't have to be worried about such a natural inconvenience.

Now that’s a good way to use it. @GoldButterfly

@LifeHurts66 He never tried to touch me ever again.

@GoldButterfly Oh, touching... I thought he tried to have sex with your favorite sheep.

@HootyTheNightOwl It was beyond repair, so my boss gave me a hammer.

@ZonkeyBalls It certainly would have been by the time you got through with it, I don't doubt!!! Still, at least there's no chance of the data it contained getting into the wrong hands...

@HootyTheNightOwl Not in the right hands either.