What was your dream job, when you were four years and 27 days old?

@SW-User So, losing the tail simply make them... Maids?

[c=#7700B2]Ariel had legs at one time and still considered the best mermaid ever, so I don't see other mermaids doing it as making them any less a mermaid lol[/c]

@PlumBerries Well, at least we know, why one of the wise men brought "mer" to baby Jebus.

@SailorMarz That is a way too long, as a name. "Pussies" should suffice, with a side note: "If you have an injured orangutan, welcome."

P.S. When I was small and learning this silly language, I always wondered, why Vietnam had so many vets...

@Lostpoet Well, you are smart now, whereas I'm dropping half a point in IQ every three weeks.

@ZonkeyBalls This place will do that to you man. Lol

@Lostpoet This place is a bit like a soap commercial. "If you're looking for bubble, you've come to the right place."

@SW-User Yeah, it's a bit like me applying for a job at the mines (we have two big ones over here), by sending them a CV noting that I have two diplomas in computer sciences. I think my army experience would make more of "oomph"... Explosives and shit.

@SW-User Wouldn't it be easier to be an Inuit and simply teach seals to kill? That is why they have navy seals in so many action movies.

@latinbutterfly Hypnotherapy will help you to remember.

@Sicarium Doctors said I'm not fit to drive, because of my illness, so da police took my license away.

@ZonkeyBalls Ah, sorry, dude.