Are brain slugs harmful for the toe nails' growth?

I think I heard somebody complaining about brain slugs turning the toe nails green... Just thought to check it out from the experts on the site.

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xixgun · M

As is well document by the American Medical Association and the Massachusetts Medical Journal, brain slugs take away vital nutrients for the body's production of toenail growth, as well as causing massive acne due to to their waste products floating to the skin on the face.

ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M

@xixgun I never saw the study, probably because I get hysterically blind, when trying to read those publications.

xixgun · M

@ZonkeyBalls Here's the synopsis

ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M

@xixgun So, I need to find a baby lion and throw it off a cliff. Welcome to Finland. I hope a reindeer with yellow paint on it will suffice.

xixgun · M

@ZonkeyBalls Try a migrant instead. No one wants to hurt an animal (except to eat it, that is)

ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M

@xixgun I can still eat the migrant, just as well.