You ever wonder what it is like to be a good person?

@PoizonApple a bit salty. Supposedly like pork when we're properly cooked...

The other red meat!

@PoizonApple I will say your cannibalistic desires do tend to bring your stated alignment into question.

Democrats can eat people too

@PoizonApple I don't doubt that about Democrats but i meant being chaotic good. 😏

Oh shit.
I've been decoded.
🕵️‍♀️

@PoizonApple you were following me so I did some checking up! 🧙‍♂️

It's how I weed out the ones I want to eat and the ones I don't

@PoizonApple oh dear, I've been sorted. Don't eat me, I'm all skin and bones

*squeezes your finger to check fat content*

@PoizonApple that's not fat, that is a cartilage tumor, and it hurts when squeezed 😰

Nothing says appetitis like Rheumatoid Arthritis

Oh. My. Gahd.

I'm so hungry.

@PoizonApple take the ring finger. Probably gonna have it cut off soon anyways.

*dips a nacho chip in your knuckle*

@PoizonApple haha, the chip would probably break. These things are pretty solid.

You should dip the knuckle in some queso

@ViciDraco @ViciDraco Alright, alright. Let's move this to a PM people.

@SW-User lmao, did you just tell us to get a room?

@PoizonApple @SW-User actually she told me to get a room twice. Double the blame for me, tsk.

Fine, I'll calm down. But I'm still thinkin about those knuckles.

@PoizonApple That may have been what happened.

@ViciDraco When you're right you're right.