That awkward moment when you were trying to avoid someone

and they finger you under the table and take you hostage in a public bathroom

Then you just act like you don't know them and ask everyone you meet why is this fucker following me

poor them. poor you. both of your positions are unfortunate

For me it's always been the moment when you are really happy that this person didn't see you, and you are successfully avoiding him/her, and then, before you can protest, someone grabs him/her and tows him/her over to you saying, "Look who's here!"

I just walk away. 👀

ones that take the eye rolls and moans of displeasure as 'oh please keep talking... you are so interesting'....

Sad times

Yup...I literally tried to beat him up. Then my girl stepped in and told him to buzz off. Lol

I am pretty honest to people when i dont want to speak to them.