What is the reason for your existence?

my father ejaculated inside my mother's vagina.

Fuck it all. How would I know?

Put a smile on someones face, love my partner and respect people of all types.

So that when I was 22 I would find $40 on a sidewalk. Since then, not much has happened

To be a good wife, mother, daughter, sister, and friend.

To irritate liberals, which I am quite successful at.

To be an example of what not to be as a person

to complete my obligations