This page is a permanent link to the reply below and its nested replies. See all post replies »
Majorlatency · M
I am most lucky to live in the country where it is quiet except for the yapping of coyote's as they hunt, the constant twittering of birds, the persistent buzz of swarms of killer bees, herds of Wildebeest stampeding through the back forty, cockerels crowing and the mighty black beer smashing through my back door to yet again raid my provisions... Oh and worst of all my current girlfriend snoring...