Social Disaster:

My crush visits the shop every Tuesday...
I wake up early... Do my hair.. My eyes... Taking all my game to "him" in the mirror.

He shows up and all I can successfully utter is...

Hi.

😞

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SW-User

Cleavage works

Pambi · 26-30, F

@SW-User I don't have much but it's been deployed I assure you.

SW-User

@Pambi Maybe he's like me.. Likes good, round Ass

Drop something on the floor and go full slowmo

Pambi · 26-30, F

@SW-User Haha... ☺

RyeRumors · 41-45, F

@Pambi too funny. I can imagine this conversation in your head:
"Cleavage deployed ma'am"
"Any affect?"
"Unknown..."
"Bat the eyes and say his name when you talk to him."
"No can do, we've lost the capacity of speech"
PANIC!

Pambi · 26-30, F

@RyeRumors You have taken the narration right from my head! Cept for the parts where all I can seem to fathom is..

OMG you're hot.