What was the worst date you had?

I was really attracted to this woman, and I also love French onion soup, so I took her to a niceX expensive restaurant and ordered French onion soup, but the cheese was very floppy, and there were too many onions in the soup, so as I tried to talk to her I wound up with loose, hot cheese, and hot onions that leaked out of my mouth, burning my tongue and chin, prompting me to desperately reach for my napkin and my glass of cold water. She made a sour face, and found some lame excuse for never wanting to see me again, but she was clearly disgusted by me.