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I don't know who you are...

I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you reply to my post now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will pinch your ass.
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dammit
I'm torn between telling you what a good post this is
and deleting this response to see if you'll really pinch my...

oh hell, here goes nothin'
Pambi · 26-30, F
@approachingmyexpirationdate Haha.. I have a serious pinch game. You've made a solid choice.
@Pambi *takes a lortab*
Pambi · 26-30, F
@approachingmyexpirationdate Haha... You're a riot. Your consistent wit in the threads never fails to make me smile. ☺
@Pambi *curtsies*
thank you dear.