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I don't know who you are...

I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you reply to my post now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will pinch your ass.

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BatRinseRepeat · 31-35, F

Okay, I'm replying.

But that doesn't mean you should drop the ass-pinching thing.

You need to assure your safety.

I mean - I might do something reckless.

Yeah.

I'm pretty sure.

😜

Pambi · 31-35, F

@BatRinseRepeat 😏

ozgirl512 · 26-30, F

Not too sure if this is a threat or a promise 🤔

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ozgirl512 · 26-30, F

@Pambi ok...*slows down even more *

BatRinseRepeat · 31-35, F

@ozgirl512 @Pambi

Slow down I think she's catching up 😎

ozgirl512 · 26-30, F

@BatRinseRepeat 😘

meJess · F

That line is taken :)

Pambi · 31-35, F

@meJess Haha

SimplyTracie · 26-30, F

@Pambi Oh Jess. You are the Queen if wit

SimplyTracie · 26-30, F

You sound like Liam Neeson. 😊

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SimplyTracie · 26-30, F

@Pambi I know and I love it. I will find you and I will kill you

Pambi · 31-35, F

@SimplyTracie Best movie dad.

SimplyTracie · 26-30, F

@Pambi So freakin awesome dad. And awesome ex husband too.

approachingmyexpirationdate · 61-69, M

dammit
I'm torn between telling you what a good post this is
and deleting this response to see if you'll really pinch my...

oh hell, here goes nothin'

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approachingmyexpirationdate · 61-69, M

@Pambi *takes a lortab*

Pambi · 31-35, F

@approachingmyexpirationdate Haha... You're a riot. Your consistent wit in the threads never fails to make me smile. ☺

approachingmyexpirationdate · 61-69, M

@Pambi *curtsies*
thank you dear.

ronisme1 · 61-69, M

Taken

cmh7882 · M

Hey wait a minute! Why am I replying? I wouldn't mind you pursuing me and ummm doing that other thing

Pambi · 31-35, F

@cmh7882 Haha... Replied you have.

cmh7882 · M

@Pambi story of my life

Pambi · 31-35, F

SW-User

... I feel like I should hate you for ruining such a great phone call.

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SW-User

@Pambi Recently watched it?

Pambi · 31-35, F

@SW-User Several times.

SW-User

@Pambi I’ve only watched it twice, which is once more than most movies I’ve watched. 😄

It’s a good movie.

Shadowstep · 26-30, M

I haven't responded to this post in over a month.... I have found no evidence of you even being anywhere close to my location

SW-User

@Shadowstep That's how good she is.

Jibby · 56-60, C

If I was on the other end of that phone call I would have said sorry wrong number this is Vinny's Pizza

jackson55 · M

Ok, I'll reply. But you'll have to wait on the pinching, I have to go to work.

Bustoff77 · M

But can you drive a car like a pro and still shoot straight is the question?

Alphie · 31-35, M

*heavy breathing*
...... Good luck.
*click*

Pambi · 31-35, F

@Alphie Haha😉

Alphie · 31-35, M

@Pambi Hehe it is just a joke ;) I'm not such a serious guy normally 😊

SatyrService · M

are you for hire? i have certain people... that id like to torment

SW-User

And I will remain hidden away...

Pambi · 31-35, F

@SW-User I could find that beautiful thing in the dark.

SW-User

@Pambi There is no beauty here, just solitude and silence.

Coppercoil · M

Ok fine.. I'm here.. no need to go down that road. It's all good man..

SW-User

My ass?! Yikes!!!

Pambi · 31-35, F

@SW-User It's a good thing you replied. My pincher is nothing to be played with.

SW-User

@Pambi 😁😁👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

SapphicHeart · F

Oh oh.

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SapphicHeart · F

@Pambi
You think? Maybe I'd love you pinching my ass! 😏

Pambi · 31-35, F

@SapphicHeart ❤

SapphicHeart · F

fionawill · F

Take no prisoners. . As you apply the war paint.

SW-User

b-Bu-BUT... why do you want to poke my butt? :'(

Pretzel · 61-69, M

okay I won't say a word....
crap :(

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SW-User

Set of skills??.. intriguing🤔

SW-User

🤐

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Pambi · 31-35, F

@SW-User Yay! I'm not really a fighter. But I gotta wicked pout face. 🤗

SW-User

@Pambi Too adorable you are. I'll fight for you.

Pambi · 31-35, F

@SW-User ☺🤛🎆powwie!

SW-User

Plz dont tumble my Berlin wall

SW-User

I'll squeeze yours in return

Montanaman · M

This was so cute. 👍🤗💕

SW-User

😳 not my ass

Pambi · 31-35, F

@SW-User Yes.. Your ass.

Mattybthebest · 36-40, M

Please don’t do that

SW-User

Ooh, promises promises.

Newandimproved · 61-69, M

Oh if only....oh FRAP

Bustoff77 · M

Good movie 🎥😀👍

ProfRS · 61-69, M

I like it. 🙄

Callmewhatyouwill

Good luck

FreeSpirit1 · F

lmao.

kate21 · 26-30, F

Oh, my.

MrAverage1965 · 61-69, M

Ouch 😳

erosme · 46-50, M

Ouch

Montanaman · M

💕

Frankie13 · 46-50, M

I have no idea what the movie is but I’m intrigued and would love to watch it.
Anyone care to divulge

SimplyTracie · 26-30, F

@Frankie13 Taken

Snuffy1957 · 61-69, M

Oh no not that!! Anything but don't pinch my ass ! :)

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Pdad49 · M

Would love for you to pinch my ass!

Itsmrsockmonkey · M

What if I want my ass pinched?🤔

BearDownChicago · 41-45, M

Liam is so bad ass in that movie

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SW-User

Love that movie!!

SW-User

😂😂😂

SW-User

😕 🍑

SW-User

.

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Pambi · 31-35, F

@SW-User 😡

SW-User

@Pambi 😂

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