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I don't know who you are...

I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you reply to my post now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will pinch your ass.
BatRinseRepeat · 31-35, F
Okay, I'm replying.

But that doesn't mean you should drop the ass-pinching thing.

You need to assure your safety.

I mean - I might do something reckless.

Yeah.

I'm pretty sure.

😜
Pambi · 26-30, F
ozgirl512 · 26-30, F
Not too sure if this is a threat or a promise 🤔
ozgirl512 · 26-30, F
@Pambi ok...*slows down even more *
BatRinseRepeat · 31-35, F
@ozgirl512 @Pambi

Slow down I think she's catching up 😎
ozgirl512 · 26-30, F
SimplyTracie · 26-30, F
You sound like Liam Neeson. 😊
SimplyTracie · 26-30, F
@Pambi I know and I love it. [i]I will find you and I will kill you[/i]
Pambi · 26-30, F
@SimplyTracie Best movie dad.
SimplyTracie · 26-30, F
@Pambi So freakin awesome dad. And awesome ex husband too.
meJess · F
That line is taken :)
Pambi · 26-30, F
@meJess Haha
SimplyTracie · 26-30, F
@Pambi Oh Jess. You are the Queen if wit
dammit
I'm torn between telling you what a good post this is
and deleting this response to see if you'll really pinch my...

oh hell, here goes nothin'
@Pambi *takes a lortab*
Pambi · 26-30, F
@approachingmyexpirationdate Haha... You're a riot. Your consistent wit in the threads never fails to make me smile. ☺
@Pambi *curtsies*
thank you dear.
ronisme1 · 61-69, M
cmh7882 · M
Hey wait a minute! Why am I replying? I wouldn't mind you pursuing me and ummm doing that other thing
Pambi · 26-30, F
@cmh7882 Haha... Replied you have.
cmh7882 · M
@Pambi story of my life
Pambi · 26-30, F
@cmh7882
SW-User
... I feel like I should hate you for ruining such a great phone call.
SW-User
@Pambi Recently watched it?
Pambi · 26-30, F
@SW-User Several times.
SW-User
@Pambi I’ve only watched it twice, which is once more than most movies I’ve watched. 😄

It’s a good movie.
Shadowstep · 22-25, M
I haven't responded to this post in over a month.... I have found no evidence of you even being anywhere close to my location
SW-User
@Shadowstep That's how good she is.
Jibby · 56-60, C
If I was on the other end of that phone call I would have said sorry wrong number this is Vinny's Pizza
jackson55 · M
Ok, I'll reply. But you'll have to wait on the pinching, I have to go to work.
Bustoff77 · M
But can you drive a car like a pro and still shoot straight is the question?
Alphie · 31-35, M
*heavy breathing*
...... Good luck.
*click*
Pambi · 26-30, F
@Alphie Haha😉
Alphie · 31-35, M
@Pambi Hehe it is just a joke ;) I'm not such a serious guy normally 😊
are you for hire? i have certain people... that id like to torment
SW-User
And I will remain hidden away...
Pambi · 26-30, F
@SW-User I could find that beautiful thing in the dark.
SW-User
@Pambi There is no beauty here, just solitude and silence.
Coppercoil · M
Ok fine.. I'm here.. no need to go down that road. It's all good man..
SW-User
My ass?! Yikes!!!
Pambi · 26-30, F
@SW-User It's a good thing you replied. My pincher is nothing to be played with.
SW-User
@Pambi 😁😁👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
@Pambi
You think? Maybe I'd love you pinching my ass! 😏
Pambi · 26-30, F
@Pambi <3
fionawill · F
Take no prisoners. . As you apply the war paint.
SW-User
b-Bu-BUT... why do you want to poke my butt? :'(
Pretzel · 61-69, M
okay I won't say a word....
crap :(
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SW-User
Set of skills??.. intriguing🤔
SW-User
Pambi · 26-30, F
@SW-User Yay! I'm not really a fighter. But I gotta wicked pout face. 🤗
SW-User
@Pambi Too adorable you are. I'll fight for you.
Pambi · 26-30, F
@SW-User ☺🤛🎆powwie!
SW-User
Plz dont tumble my Berlin wall
SW-User
I'll squeeze yours in return
Montanaman · M
This was so cute. 👍🤗💕
SW-User
😳 not my ass
Pambi · 26-30, F
@SW-User Yes.. Your ass.
Mattybthebest · 36-40, M
Please don’t do that
SW-User
Ooh, promises promises.
Newandimproved · 61-69, M
Oh if only....oh FRAP
Bustoff77 · M
Good movie 🎥😀👍
ProfRS · 61-69, M
I like it. 🙄
kate21 · 26-30, F
MrAverage1965 · 61-69, M
HeyRouben · 41-45, M
Frankie13 · 46-50, M
I have no idea what the movie is but I’m intrigued and would love to watch it.
Anyone care to divulge
SimplyTracie · 26-30, F
@Frankie13 Taken
Snuffy1957 · 61-69, M
Oh no not that!! Anything but don't pinch my ass ! :)
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Pdad49 · M
Would love for you to pinch my ass!
What if I want my ass pinched?🤔
BearDownChicago · 41-45, M
Liam is so bad ass in that movie
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SW-User
Love that movie!!
SW-User
😂😂😂
SW-User
😕 🍑
Pambi · 26-30, F
@TJNewton 😡
TJNewton · M
@Pambi 😂

 
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