I'm a criminal! I'll spit on your desk and read your emails! No one will be able to stop me!

@Jackaloftheazuresand I don't think I can fit :/

@Zer0Point Just reach your hand in

@Jackaloftheazuresand *hesitantly reaches down your throat with a look of disgust on my face*

"Snap"

@Jackaloftheazuresand Owwwwww! You tricked me! That's not fair! ...but on the bright side, I can replace that shitty hand with a sweet looking hook

@Zer0Point I've done you a favor in the world of villainy then, hooks are all the rage

@Jackaloftheazuresand I could use someone with your type of thinking by my side, what do you, wanna be my sidekick?

@Zer0Point We'll be occasional partners every Gathering of Evil issue