I'm a criminal! I'll spit on your desk and read your emails! No one will be able to stop me!

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YOU FIEND!

911? there's a monster at my desk and she just threw my files all over the floor. Bring back up!

Zer0Point · 36-40, F

@WittyKittyfeelinShitty Lol, they put you on hold instead

@Zer0Point oh :( at least I have the hold music! Woo

Justlilme · 36-40, F

Lol, tragic!!!

Climb into my mouth, it's where I keep my email

@Zer0Point I've done you a favor in the world of villainy then, hooks are all the rage

Zer0Point · 36-40, F

@Jackaloftheazuresand I could use someone with your type of thinking by my side, what do you, wanna be my sidekick?

@Zer0Point We'll be occasional partners every Gathering of Evil issue

SW-User

*stops you*

Easier than I thought...

Zer0Point · 36-40, F

@SW-User Blasted nuts! I've been bested this time, but you can't stop me forever!

As long as you don't read my desk and spit on my emails, all is good

Zer0Point · 36-40, F

@Robynthebeautiful I promise it won't be like that *crosses fingers behind back*

SW-User

😲 you're a monster, absolute savage idk who you
are anymore. 😭

Zer0Point · 36-40, F

@SW-User Definitely not enough, lol, could always use some more encouragement ;)

SW-User

@Zer0Point oh I'd make sure to tell you every time 😊

Zer0Point · 36-40, F

@SW-User 😏

antonioio · 70-79, M

I would be finished with you
You would be down on all 4s with your tongue hanging out 😂

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