There is an asteroid going to hit the earth in two hours.. What's your plan?

i'm already there.

Go home with my son and dog, play and snuggle.

jack off to weird porn.

heroin

take something to knock me out so i don't have to panic through to the end

Murder those who’ve really done nasty, twisted, fucked up things

Hmmmmm, time to open up the Baileys Irish Cream.. 😲

Pig out, fart, shower, bonk, die in sleep 😴 🔥

Escape to Mars

Get some pizza and beer.

Throw a stone at it.

Finally..

“Finally”.

Since I'm going to be vaporised in two hours ( assuming that's the scenario you're going for)

Try crack.