Worst 3 things to have swung at your face?

@SW-User Aw C'mon. No actual cats were harmed in the making of this question. *offers hanky*

@DanielChristensen *whew*

@SW-User My mom hurls knives with such force and accuracy, she should have been an assassin. 😎

You got a pan of hot oil in the kisser bro? 😖

Why a honey badger? 🤣

@SW-User That reminds me of a story my jailbird cousin told me about a makeshift prison weapon. Put a padlock in a sock and swing it. That'll dent your smile 😖

@DanielChristensen pretty nasty if you don't duck lol

@SW-User One time he had to face this much larger dude. They would "buck" or fight in the shower room. So he ran, slid on his back and used his legs on the guy, kicking up to neutralize his opponents upper body strength.

Prison is a bad place

@Andrew19EightyFive Yowch

@SW-User You want to get hit in the face with a tree?

@fluteacorn hahhahhahahahhaahahahahahahh
I am dying with laughter here

@SW-User I am too.

@SW-User haha active and classy

@SW-User Think about it.

@DanielChristensen it seems like overkill.
so... maybe a train, fresh volcanic ash/lava, and a red dwarf star?

@SW-User 🤣 now we're cooking

@SW-User Blech lol

@SW-User Fists aren't too bad sometimes. Lower your chin and maybe they'll break their hand on your forehand plate. I've been on both ends of that scenario

@FeetAreFantastic I dig your rhymes

@DanielChristensen Thanks :)