Starting today I identify as an attack apache helicopter gender

Since apparently you can be which ever one you want, you're not allowed to judge me, and if I feel like it I can change my gender tomorrow. Maybe i'll change it to clown gender because of my name. Also how many is it exactly? 30? 36? 70? I hear different numbers. Seems like yall just make up shit on the fly don't ya. Well I'm just going to say 4 for now. Male, female, apache attack helicopter, and clown since those are relevant to me. and yall cant criticize me because thats hate speech.