Just got asked "Where's MY month?" at 7-Eleven today.
So, as a public service, here is a partial list of months honoring every person who may or may not be annoyed by rainbows.
January: Cervical Cancer Awareness Month, Glaucoma Awareness Month, Thyroid Awareness Month, Blood Donor Month, Birth Defects Awareness Month, and National Slavery and Human Trafficking Awareness Month
February: American Heart Month, Black History Month, International Friendship Month, Teen Dating Violence Awareness Month, Children's Dental Health Awareness Month, National Cancer Prevention Month
March: Red Cross Month, Brain Injury Awareness Month, Child Life Month, Cerebral Palsy Awareness Month, Colorectal Cancer Awareness Month, Kidney Cancer Awareness Month, Multiple Myeloma Awareness Month, Lymphedema Awareness Month, Multiple Schlerosis Awareness Month, National Nutrition Awareness Month, National Women's History Month, Blood Disorder Awareness Month
April: Animal Cruelty Awareness Month, Autism Awareness Month, Child Abuse Prevention Month, Month of the Military Child, Seхual Assault Awareness Month, Donate Life Month, Parkinson's Disease Awareness Month, Esophageal Cancer Awareness Month, Testicular Cancer Awareness Month, Oral, Head, and Neck Cancer Awareness Month, National 9-1-1 Education Month
May: National Military Appreciation Month, Month of the Military Caregiver, National Arthritis Month, Asthma and Food Allergy Awareness Month, Brain Cancer/Tumor Action Month, Osteoporosis Awareness and Prevention Month, Melanoma Awareness Month, Mental Health Awareness Month, Lupus Awareness Month, Stroke Awareness Month, Bladder Cancer Awareness Month, Tuberous Schlerosis Awareness Month, Celiac Disease Awareness Month, National Foster Care Month, Necrotizing Fasciitis Month, Crohn's Disease and Colitis Awareness Month
June: Pride Month, National Safety Month, PTSD Awareness Month, Cataract Awareness Month, National Men's Health Awareness Month
July: Juvenile Arthritis Awareness Month, UV Safety Month
August: National Immunization Month, Medic Alert Awareness Month
September: Childhood Cancer Awareness Month, Gynecologic Cancer Awareness Month, Leukemia Awareness Month, Sickle Cell Awareness Month, Deaf Awareness Month, Ovarian Cancer Awareness Month, Prostate Cancer Awareness Month, Spinal Cord Injury Awareness Month, National Alopecia Awareness Month, Chiari Malformation Awareness Month, Thyroid Cancer Awareness Month, National Yoga Awareness Month
October: Breast Cancer Awareness Month, Fire Prevention Awareness Month, Domestic Violence Awareness Month, Down Syndrome Awareness Month, Sudden Infant Death Syndrome Awareness Month, Pregnancy and Infant Loss Awareness Month, National Bully Prevention Month, Liver Cancer Awareness Month, Dysautonomia Awareness Month
November: Alzheimer's Awareness Month, Alzheimer's Awareness Month, American Diabetes Awareness Month, Epilepsy Awareness Month, Stomach Cancer Awareness Month, Carcinoid Cancer Awareness Month, Veteran's Awareness Month, Military Family Month, Warrior Care Month
December: Mothers Against Drunk Driving Month
So yeah. That's where your month is.
Leave ours alone.
January: Cervical Cancer Awareness Month, Glaucoma Awareness Month, Thyroid Awareness Month, Blood Donor Month, Birth Defects Awareness Month, and National Slavery and Human Trafficking Awareness Month
February: American Heart Month, Black History Month, International Friendship Month, Teen Dating Violence Awareness Month, Children's Dental Health Awareness Month, National Cancer Prevention Month
March: Red Cross Month, Brain Injury Awareness Month, Child Life Month, Cerebral Palsy Awareness Month, Colorectal Cancer Awareness Month, Kidney Cancer Awareness Month, Multiple Myeloma Awareness Month, Lymphedema Awareness Month, Multiple Schlerosis Awareness Month, National Nutrition Awareness Month, National Women's History Month, Blood Disorder Awareness Month
April: Animal Cruelty Awareness Month, Autism Awareness Month, Child Abuse Prevention Month, Month of the Military Child, Seхual Assault Awareness Month, Donate Life Month, Parkinson's Disease Awareness Month, Esophageal Cancer Awareness Month, Testicular Cancer Awareness Month, Oral, Head, and Neck Cancer Awareness Month, National 9-1-1 Education Month
May: National Military Appreciation Month, Month of the Military Caregiver, National Arthritis Month, Asthma and Food Allergy Awareness Month, Brain Cancer/Tumor Action Month, Osteoporosis Awareness and Prevention Month, Melanoma Awareness Month, Mental Health Awareness Month, Lupus Awareness Month, Stroke Awareness Month, Bladder Cancer Awareness Month, Tuberous Schlerosis Awareness Month, Celiac Disease Awareness Month, National Foster Care Month, Necrotizing Fasciitis Month, Crohn's Disease and Colitis Awareness Month
June: Pride Month, National Safety Month, PTSD Awareness Month, Cataract Awareness Month, National Men's Health Awareness Month
July: Juvenile Arthritis Awareness Month, UV Safety Month
August: National Immunization Month, Medic Alert Awareness Month
September: Childhood Cancer Awareness Month, Gynecologic Cancer Awareness Month, Leukemia Awareness Month, Sickle Cell Awareness Month, Deaf Awareness Month, Ovarian Cancer Awareness Month, Prostate Cancer Awareness Month, Spinal Cord Injury Awareness Month, National Alopecia Awareness Month, Chiari Malformation Awareness Month, Thyroid Cancer Awareness Month, National Yoga Awareness Month
October: Breast Cancer Awareness Month, Fire Prevention Awareness Month, Domestic Violence Awareness Month, Down Syndrome Awareness Month, Sudden Infant Death Syndrome Awareness Month, Pregnancy and Infant Loss Awareness Month, National Bully Prevention Month, Liver Cancer Awareness Month, Dysautonomia Awareness Month
November: Alzheimer's Awareness Month, Alzheimer's Awareness Month, American Diabetes Awareness Month, Epilepsy Awareness Month, Stomach Cancer Awareness Month, Carcinoid Cancer Awareness Month, Veteran's Awareness Month, Military Family Month, Warrior Care Month
December: Mothers Against Drunk Driving Month
So yeah. That's where your month is.
Leave ours alone.
