Why do gay couples get married and both call themselves the wife or husband?

Marriage is about a man and a woman getting married. What's the point in getting married if both men are calling each other the husband and, the women are calling each other wife. I don't get it.

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KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M

Also it's about dowries and I'll have all y'all know I am worth a LOT of goats.

dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

@KingofPizza2 that's great, but how many chickens are you worth? 🧐

KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M

@dumpstermeow Well, current agricultural spot prices put 1 chicken equal to 0.1372 goats. Factoring in conversion fees... even more chickens!

dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

@KingofPizza2 excellent.

*does Mr. Burns finger thingy*

KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M

@dumpstermeow … are you planning to marry me off a bunch of times and get rich?

If so I'm fine with that, I just want to know.

dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

@KingofPizza2 I'm just hungry and want chicken. 😥

KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M

@dumpstermeow I'll bring you some wings and things, then. Or epic wings or whatever the fuck they call themselves now

dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

@KingofPizza2 I love wings so much. You're a saint. 🤗

KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M

@dumpstermeow Of course you love wings they are delicious. We need to get the buffalo fries too though. I hope you're not kidding about being hungry!

dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

@KingofPizza2 I would never kid about being hungry. 😾

KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M

@dumpstermeow No I'm sure you wouldn't... Swarley?

dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

@KingofPizza2 I don't know what that means. 🤔

KingofPizza2 · 36-40, M

@dumpstermeow That was me still failing to guess your name

dumpstermeow · 41-45, F

@KingofPizza2 ah! Obviously wrong. 😹