How come I didn't know I dressed like a plumber?

No one told you before. Get a belt for your jeans.

Well that's like asking a fish if it knows it's in water.... It probably doesn't realize until it's yanked out and is gasping for it's life.

cuz all they think about is layin dat pipe

Maybe you haven't met any yet, so you didn't notice?

Just the back of your pants and if something is showing, you have the plumber look.

no idea tbfh

HaHa :-) your booty crack showing ? :-p