I am homophobic

We were at a barbecue recently & my gf was sitting behind me chatting to a group of people we didn't know. In the midst of the conversation this guy blurts out "Yeah I'm homophobic" rather loudly what's more. There was silence & everbody turned & looked at him. I turned to him & said "So you wouldn't watch the Simpsons then"? his face turned from stupid to blank. The place erupted into hysterical laughter. So with that l leaned down & gave my gf a passionate kiss & asked if she would like another drink, everbody started clapping, he got the shits & left a short time later.

What a blonk