Can I Sue?

I was quietly reading the latest edition of Aran Cardigans for Men magazine last night. When i heard a dreadful wailing noise, thinking it was my car alarm, I rushed outside only to trip on my orange B&Q bucket and hit my head on Mrs Harris's garden gnome.

It later transpired that the shrieking was in fact Miley Cyrus on X Factor so I was wondering in today's culture of claim would i have a case?