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SW-User
You can kill off the annoying British girl you sometimes talk to on the internet
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Ryannnnnn · 31-35, M
@SW-User you mean the ones that speak English 👀
SW-User
@SW-User you'll have to be more specific than that
Mattbennet · 51-55, M
@SW-User @SW-User my wife’s not annoying ….. well ok sometimes 🤣
Mattbennet · 51-55, M
The police have called Adrian monk to investigate and he says “ here’s what happened you found out Dave was sleeping with your wife so you murdered him with his own belt and made it look like bdsm gone wrong but monk noticed the 5 hole in the belt was the most worn and that showed that it was worn by a larger man not the victim and the next day you didn’t have a belt “
zerofuks2give · 41-45, M
@Mattbennet dammit Monk!!!
Mattbennet · 51-55, M
@zerofuks2give [media=https://youtu.be/kacmbidItcU]
froggtongue · M
Kill off the multiple personalities you don't like and leave yourself with just the one or only a few that make your life better.
froggtongue · M
😔
Kill them and then add the element of reincarnation, if the characters are a help in binding & expanding the plot further.
zerofuks2give · 41-45, M
@sspec I’m not familiar with necromancy tho 😕
AlyAngel · F
Can you add me to the book?
zerofuks2give · 41-45, M
@AlyAngel sure but I’m not killing you off 😑
AlyAngel · F
@zerofuks2give that's not sticking to the script
zerofuks2give · 41-45, M
@AlyAngel sure it is
Elessar · 26-30, M
Let me guess, boss or colleagues? Or both? 👀
zerofuks2give · 41-45, M
@Elessar 🤐 no spoilers
TrunkZ · 56-60, M
Lemme guess... Death by anal beads? 🤔🤔
zerofuks2give · 41-45, M
@TrunkZ death by snu snu
Jonjdw · 51-55, M
0fuckstwogive. Just saying
TurtleEclipseOfTheHeart · 22-25, F
Go for it, daddy 🥺🥺
DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
Omgggg😭😂this is gold
Bang5luts · M
Oooh oooh.. how about colonel mustard stuck it to mrs peacock in the library? Was I right?
Bang5luts · M
@Mattbennet I watched the whole skit. Lol
Mattbennet · 51-55, M
@Bang5luts have u seen this 🤣[media=https://youtu.be/R9UGVZBXpXw]
Bang5luts · M
Thank you @Mattbennet. I hadn't seen that before. That was hilarious. Microwaving the redbox movies
CorvusBlackthorne · 100+, M
So head over to the Supreme Court...
empanadas · 31-35, M
So damn you are a murderer
zerofuks2give · 41-45, M
@empanadas well not yet 🤷🏻♂️
empanadas · 31-35, M
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zerofuks2give · 41-45, M
@hunkalove she’s a damn good cook