I’m writing a book and I think it’s time to kill off a couple characters. decisions, decisions 🤔

Can you add me to the book?

Let me guess, boss or colleagues? Or both? 👀

Omgggg😭😂this is gold

The police have called Adrian monk to investigate and he says “ here’s what happened you found out Dave was sleeping with your wife so you murdered him with his own belt and made it look like bdsm gone wrong but monk noticed the 5 hole in the belt was the most worn and that showed that it was worn by a larger man not the victim and the next day you didn’t have a belt “

Go for it, daddy 🥺🥺

Oooh oooh.. how about colonel mustard stuck it to mrs peacock in the library? Was I right?

Kill off the multiple personalities you don't like and leave yourself with just the one or only a few that make your life better.

You can kill off the annoying British girl you sometimes talk to on the internet

Kill them and then add the element of reincarnation, if the characters are a help in binding & expanding the plot further.

Lemme guess... Death by anal beads? 🤔🤔

0fuckstwogive. Just saying

So head over to the Supreme Court...

So damn you are a murderer