@ShepherdBard Oh no, I confused who posted this. I’m sorry lol

@MellyMel22 gonna have people starting rumors about me 😒

@ShepherdBardThe comment was NOT intended for Bardy! My mistake!!

@AbsolutelyFabulous does the cat ruin your lawn in any way? 🙄

@ShepherdBard no. Hes just imposing himself on my property 🤔

@AbsolutelyFabulous

Your honour I would like to posit, that as the defendant is cat, anything said feline lays its eyes on has automatically been deemed its property

It is long standing precedent if you refer to the case of

Pharoah Thutmose III vs Granary Cat c 1450 BCE where it was proven that the Throne belonged to said cat based on the rule of "if I fits, I sits."

@ShepherdBard like you're doing rn

@Prettybratbi1tch 🙄

@ShepherdBard stop tormenting me

@thepeculiarpanda that’s what my hair already looks like

@ShepherdBard

@thepeculiarpanda ecstasy sonic

@StygianKohlrabi depends who you ask

@LadyGemini Judy

@ShepherdBard Alright I'm in

@ShepherdBard yes ma'am

@deadgerbil

@ShepherdBard the better question is, why are you not gae

@ShepherdBard i feel bad for the people you take out your short man syndrome on as judge.

@empanadas

@ShepherdBard