The things that come up in divorce court

My dad LOVED the old TV show. He'd laugh or curse at the screen like nothing else.

He was usually right when he said "It's all the mother-in-law's fault!"

But you can teach it positive things, like "James is always right", "James is the best", "James loves me most"

When you consider how long parrots generally live, they’d be wise to discuss a custody arrangement past both of their lifetimes.🦜

Jewish lawyers hate being robbed of their dignity