I need to be locked away during ovulation

Creating your own Easter egg? 🤔

Can relate. It can be brutal

Mmm.... ovulation

locked away with meeeeeee

Why!?

hopefully it is only a once a month incarceration.😗

*thinks about posing a sexy picture... but then reconsiders after remembering that you're not currently locked away*

Stop looking at my butt

😳😳😳😳😳

🙈