If I was sent to jail/prison,what do you think my charges would be?

@WillaKissing too true!

@BarbossasHusband But you can still plead the 5th!

@WillaKissing what, for helping a heavily sleeping man get into a more comfy space? 😇

@BarbossasHusband Yes, sure that was a good answer young lady. So, tell me how did he become such a heavy sleeper?

@WillaKissing you tell me 🤷‍♀️ All I did was ask him if my rag smells of chloroform, and suddenly he fell asleep. Must be narcoleptic

@BarbossasHusband That must be it! LOL! I can't stand folks that can't handle their chloroform dang it.

@WillaKissing right? Just like that guy I barely pricked... 12 times... With a dagger... So overly dramatic

@BarbossasHusband I know, after all you were only trying to remove cancerous looking moles off of his skin, Dang Whimp.

@WillaKissing to the officer monitoring my online activity: see? It IS believeable!